fingerpuppet:

Sold out of my Lorna books!

fingerpuppet:

Sold out of my Lorna books!

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

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thecryptocreep:

onlylolgifs:

Blue Heron Sneaks Up On A Gopher & Eats It Whole

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: reactionfaces)

oldseph:

this is from an actual 40 minute OVA and it’s possibly the most mind blowing thing i have ever witnessed 

rraaaarrl:

leonhardmccoy:

stephanibrown:

creepingmonsterism:

What if you photoshopped a Greg Land face onto a Rob Liefeld body

i tried my best, not much of a change tbh

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what about…

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what fresh horror is this

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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

(Source: jaimescersei)

toyota:

countkalvitus:

what the fuck is naruto

Orochimaru is so extra

(Source: arutairu)

hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

(Source: videogarnes)

valleyfair:

now there’s actual solid evidence that dicovery’s shark week is as garbage as I always thought it was

(Source: gameandwatch)